The Right Way To Be Cocky Funny

Being Funny As Hell

Cocky Funny is a great way to communicate to a women that you are confident without coming off as arrogant.  Done properly she will see you as a confident man who has a great sense of humor. This is just one of the techniques that you want to put in your arsenal of dating tricks. Use it as a spice to increase interest with women!

What To Say

Openers

  • Wow, you sure take your time don’t you? (she asks what you’re talking about) Well I have been standing over there for 2 minutes watching you check me out and you still didn’t come and talk to me.
  • So, do you always stand/sit next to the most attractive men in the room (it’s important to smirk so as to show that you “could” be joking) Credit to Cliff
  • Excuse me, do you have anything against good looking guys?  (she likely will answer with no)  Good, my name is _____ (again it’s important to smirk so as to show that you “could” be joking)
  • (If passes by really close) Excuse me, you just touched my ass…you know I usually charge for that but I will settle for you buying me a drink.  (make sure it’s slightly obvious that you are joking)