It's Not What You Say
Anything can be funny if you look at it in the right way, and if you can find fun and enjoyment in everything around you, women will love you.
This is not to say that you must never tell a joke though – if you think a joke is funny and want to share it with the woman, by all means go ahead. You’re sharing your sense of humor and what you find funny with her and women will love you for that.
Tonality
It’s all about the delivery.
Most guys don’t speak loud enough, not because they can’t but simply because they are fearful that they’ll say something wrong. If you speak with a quiet voice, it conveys that you are insecure. The voice is a portal to the soul, if you sound confident then people will assume that you are confident.
When you speak, make sure to talk slowly with a deep voice, that’s how men talk.
In the end, it’s not what you say to women but rather how you say it. You can pretty much say anything as long as you say it with confidence and strength. The intentions and emotions behind your words shine much more than most men think. Use it to your advantage!